Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Frog and the Blog


Here I am in faraway Sri Lanka and I get to hear this before anyone else. A little bird called me up and told me that Deputy Minister for Energy, Water and Communications, Dato' Shaziman Abu Mansor (pic above), has suggested that all local bloggers be registered with his Ministry before they can be allowed to blog. My Sri Lankan AIDS colleagues thought I was mentally differently-abled when I started to laugh and splutter at the same time. Oh my, oh my, is this why the Ministry website is KTAK.gov.my? Because they are Katak Bawah Tempurung? Do they even understand how blogs work? Any time today, any number of the 11 million Internet users in Malaysia can register with Blogger or Wordpress or any of the blogging websites and there is nothing they can do about it. None of them need to ask permission to blog of anyone. This is why blogs are popular.

But the KTAK tries. Last August, there was this report:


Thursday, August 03, 2006
No censorship of Internet, says Lim

But Bloggers can be charged


By Hamidah Atan
New Straits Times

There will be no censorship of the Internet but bloggers are not above the law for what they publish in cyberspace.

Energy, Water and Communications Minister Datuk Seri Dr Lim Keng Yaik said action would be taken against those who disrupt peace and harmony through their postings.

He said there was no censorship of the Internet as promised in the Bill of Guarantee with the Multimedia Super Corridor "but if any bloggers go against the law of the country, they can be charged, whether under criminal law, sedition or whatever law it is".

He said it would be difficult for the Government to take action against foreign bloggers but it would not be a problem against local bloggers.


"We will also take action against those who spread rumours or malicious materials via the SMS.
(Tho I think they have shied away from doing this when it comes to prominent religious persons...)
"Once registration for mobile pre-paid numbers is completed, we will start monitoring.

"You have to keep to the law of the country.

"Local bloggers must control the contents of their blogs and be responsible. If the contents are seditious, they will have to face the music."

He said the law applied to all bloggers irrespective of their standing in society.

On Tuesday, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said such activities could affect peace and harmony in the country.

They could also make the people, including investors, lose faith in the economy and development programmes.

Abdullah said the Government could not allow the Internet or Short Messaging Service to become a platform for people to spread rumours or threaten others.

He said the type of liberty found in the blogs and websites had exceeded the freedom given to the Malaysian media.
(well, duh...)
He was responding to Information Minister Datuk Zainuddin Maidin’s call for control over the Internet.

Dr Lim said he explained to the Cabinet on the types of action that could be taken against local bloggers.

"The explanation was detailed and the PM left it to me to handle the matter with other ministries."

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It's now almost exactly eight months since that report and the best they can come up with is that bloggers must register with the Ministry?

33 comments:

messupboy said...

haha! this is real funny stuff!
just imagine all those numbers on blogger plus those on friendster, blogdrive and every other blog service providers! now thats a lot of bloggers waiting in a line to get their name in the registration book! good luck with that!

walski69 said...

There is a book that all of our esteemed nitwits should read, and that's Thomas Friedman's "The World is Flat".

It's the sort of book (if you're a Malaysian policy-maker) that would make you wanna take a large stainless-steel spatula, whack yourself on the forehead (with the blunt side) and between the "Ouch"s, swear loudly and curse themselves on how they've squandered the last several years bickering over the most trivial of things.

Okay, a little melodramatic, perhaps...

But seriously, if we ever wanna be first world, all these 3rd world control freaks had better wise up...

J.T. said...

.. and pray tell, how will this massive registration be carried out?

Angelita Atractivo said...

if really so that bloggers need to register with whathisname's Ministry, i shall refrain myself from blogging about anything else but issues of water, enery & communications!

*rolling eyes*

.pukesville.

mob1900 said...

'Riiibit...riiiibit!"
ZAM's last attempt at global domination(jaguh-kampung level) before he goes back under the Tempurung.

Daphne Ling said...

Oh-heheheheteeeeheeeeteeeheeeeteeheekakakaka...*Hiccup**hiccup samore*...

Adohai...Why la we have ministers and the penolongs who waste their time trying to 'kill' bloggers when there are better things to do?

Don't they learn anything from the "Dilarang Membuang Sampah" sign? Don't they learn that the more you want to stop it, the more people will do it just to show you they can? So the more they try and stop the influence of bloggers, the more they will have bloggers mushrooming everywhere...My friend just started her blog, as I type this! *Snickers*

Someone please tell the minister that many asli villagers still got no clean water, energy supply in many kampungs still under the recommended level, and communications still sucks (Under the banner that says: 'Celcom is the best', Celcom got no line...Beside the banner 'Digi, wider coverage', Digi also got no line)...

We live in Bolehland, remember? Lagi you say tak boleh, lagi ler they show you they boleh...

Cheerio!

Ps: What does 'energy, water and communications' got to do with Blogging? *Raises eyebrows*

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

marina,

u know the email u sent me? i was speechless. struck dumb. what else, what else? how much more stupid can we get? I never cease to surprised by more and more stupid statements. people get stupid-er than the last person who was stupid.

their stupidity comes from plain ignorance.
they have no idea what they are talking about. they have no idea what a blog is. to them blogs are rocky's bru, malaysia today, screenshots, sang kelembai, the scribe, rocky's bru, malaysia today, screenshots, sang kelembai....

de_kerinchi said...

Salam Marina

this is real funny ...

talk without knowledge....

maluuu arrr...

Anonymous said...

How old is this deputy minister? He barely even looks 30! Hingus belum kering lagi.

khengsiong said...

Don't kill our creativity!

We no longer can compete with China or Vietnam over wages. We must compete on ideas...

Our conservative YB apparently do not understand that open channels of communications are essential in fostering a creative society.

politikus said...

i believe (the ministry's intention) is for those with domains using com/net/org.MY extension need to register.

there is NO WAY the govt can possibly regulate bloggers on blogspot, wordpress etc etc.

and i mean no way :)

Anonymous said...

Jesus christ....this is what happens when you have a political party full of village idiots. A COUNTRY RUN BY UNEDUCATED, UNAWARE, COMMUNISTIC RETARDS!!!! (I thought these UMNO ppl hate communists, why are they behaving more and more like them??)

God save the BN.

bamboo river said...

Marina, I think it should be "katak tersangkut atas kepala"
Why bother to register? There are so many sources that bloggers can make use. Apalah dah jadi? Some more say freedom of speech. Yeah, with a rotan behind their back! Worst than my school days when I am very nakal!

raz said...

this proves that they have never used the internet or any understanding of it...but they can call themselves the ministry of technology etc etc....ridiculous

Anonymous said...

Do these idiots consult smart people before making statements like this?

Anonymous said...

... ehh who is the communist here???? some people just shouldnt get up in the morning.... or is this another 'business' for thier friends to get into.

Anonymous said...

funny funny funny -neeze-

ZEYN OF ENVY said...

Kak Marina,

they're just fools.

art chan said...

Becos the govt was unable to register all the bloggers, they decided to ban the sale of computers...........ahahahahahah

art chan said...

And by the way...don't worry about the registration part,...at the rate the govt is going...they will extend the deadline..and extend the deadline..then they will offer a MYVI perodua as prize to encourage registration....
Then another minister will come on and say it was misinterpreted..

F*ck these useless dickheads in the govt

a malaysian reject said...

It is almost eight months now since the report, have you come up with something?

Daryl W.T. Lau said...

Bloody Amazing! That statement officially sent our beloved country back to the stoneage in the eyes of the world.

marcia said...

the comment i posted in the star on this issue.

"i absolutely love what our lovable DEWC minister said. he is the personified, living and breathing example of the vision of what is this country becoming. i will have a most exquisite time telling my foreign friends from developed nations what well-thought out measures our government takes to curb intellectual thoughts. indeed, our neighbour, the "fine" city it is, would be delighted that someone has thought of something even they havent even dreamed about. what's all this nonsense of unsubstantiated claims of leadership incompetence in this country. they dont know what they're talking about.... OF COURSE, they're substantiated! you just read the article. my, my... malaysia... almost truly Asia. oh dear.. look at the time. i have to dash now, i'm moving to Cuba. maybe i'll start blogging there."

its bad enough that newspapers are regulated, i understand their concerns for national security, but how do they know how much is too much? now they want to regulate blogs? no way, sure they say that if you're innocent and say the right things, you'll be okay, but do we need "parents" breathing down our necks? who will be in charge of moderating and enforcement? are they intelligent? no way, give these guys an inch, they'll take a foot.

cre8tif said...

what if bloggers fail to register ? ask MCMC to deactivate their blog [LOL] !

beckhamel said...

register what? LOL
whatever happen to thinking before preeching?
really KTAK!

glamarama said...

ahaha..this is funny...love the way you write kak marina...please visit my blog (its new) www.gorgeouslyimperfect.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

another funny regulation suggested by our minister

Anonymous said...

Hi, you were quoted in todays Sydney Morning Herald.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/princes-girlfriend-drops-harassment-action/2007/04/06/1175366446302.html

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

That's hillarious! Imagine administrating such a law?

nstman said...

I think i have had enough of idiots in the counry.

MarinaM said...

Glamarama, I went to your blog but the last entry was Feb 2006. Is that the correct one?

Anon 9.22pm, the link to the Sydney Morning Herald went to a story about Prince William. Was that a joke, or did you give the wrong link? I couldn't find any story that quoted me.

Sam said...

Being silly is all they are. And they say they encourage the freedom of speech. Blegh. Hardly, I'd say. :)

BTW, mentioned your blog in my own entry about the whole issue too. It's really great we have your support! Go Marina, go Marina! =P

http://transmission8.blogspot.com/2007/04/nature-of-blogging-control.html

Anonymous said...

Oops sorry...
what was I thinking. Here it is again :
http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/malaysia-mulls-blogger-registration/2007/04/05/1175366394900.html